Programming Quotes
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“You’re bound to be unhappy if you optimize everything.” - Donald Knuth
“Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.” - Bill Gates
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein
“UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.” - Dennis Ritchie
“Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.” - Brian W. Kernighan
“The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state.” - John Ousterhout
“Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware. Hardware has limitations, software doesn’t. It’s a real shame that Turing machines are so poor at I/O.” - Anonymous
“I did say something along the lines of ‘C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows your whole leg off.’” - Bjarne Stroustrup
“Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.” - Larry Wall
“… the cost of adding a feature isn’t just the time it takes to code it. The cost also includes the addition of an obstacle to future expansion. … The trick is to pick the features that don’t fight each other.” - John Carmack
“Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.” - Edsger W.Dijkstra
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” - Leonardo da Vinci
“Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.” - Putt’s Law
“Ugly programs are like ugly suspension bridges: they’re much more liable to collapse than pretty ones, because the way humans (especially engineer-humans) perceive beauty is intimately related to our ability to process and understand complexity. A language that makes it hard to write elegant code makes it hard to write good code.” - Eric S. Raymond
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- Published:September 7th, 2006
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ปกติชอบ “It’s done, when it’s done.” ของ John Carmack
เอาไว้ตอบชาวบ้านแบบเท่ๆ เวลาทำงานไม่ทัน (อ้างว่า John Carmack ก็พูดนะเว้ย)
ชอบของ Brian W. Kernighan
เพราะงานผมตอนนี้ 90% คือแก้บักที่คนอื่นก่อไว้ - -”
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plynoi - ผมทำงานถึงวันที่ 13 เดือนหน้าน่ะ
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